fuck this job.com

So this dumb bitch comes in our store with a couple kids..walks around talking on her cell phone VERY loud..I heard all about her kids lives, her dreams..problems, you name it..all while she is doing this, her little baby is sitting on the floor clear across the aisle..she was the most annoying stupid bitch I have ever seen (Her, not the baby) !!! You are not important..anyone with 10 bucks can buy a cell phone now at the dollar store...!!!

So anyway, I have realized that parents can fuck up their kid's education more than any other factor.

I am back in Asia teaching ESL - a decent job where I drive around all day doing one hour sessions at community centers and such for kids in the day and adults at night.

Okay, well my job is pretty crazy, but not usually as crazy as it was today. I work at a restaurant (only one more week left, thank goodness!).. so, nine people
came in and everything was going fine. They paid the bill, etc. and were just about to leave, when a waitress and I heard this little girl walk out the door and say to her friend/sister "that boy kept asking me for my phone number!", so the waitress was trying to figure-out who they were talking about. She asked a waiter "so, did you get that girl's phone number?" he said "what??" and she told him what we heard. He said "no, I didn't ask her for her number." So, her father comes back in with her and talks to the manager about what happened, the waiter comes out and tells them he didn't ask for her phone number, but apologized anyways.

My job is ok, I mean its retail so it sucks, but this company sucks less than a lot of the other ones I've worked for. What makes working with the general public so difficult and hence, what makes me hate this job, is the insanely stupid things that come out of people's mouths.

I am so tired of repeating myself to people; how many times can I say "No, we don't have it in stock" to the same person before they will believe me or before I am legally allowed to slug them. Its worse when there is already a giant sign on the rack which already tells them the items are on sale, but they still ask if its on sale and the proceed to ask if each separate color, size, or logo is included in the sale.

STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE! I HATE THEM! I have to collect money owed to us. Anything I try to collect is RIGHTFULLY owed. But fucking people say I have a wrong number when I know I don't. I have THEIR LIVES IN MY DATABASE THEY CANNOT HIDE FROM ME, except by LYING! And they do! Alot! They think I want money to furnish a yacht or something?! I LIVE WITH MY FUCKING PARENTS I NEED YOUR GOD DAMN MONEY YOU STUPID FUCKING STINGY FRIGID FUCKING BITCH! WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU AND YOUR BABY'S HEALTH YOU THINK WE HAVE NO COSTS TO TAKE CARE OF TWO OF YOU?! YOU THINK OUR TECHNICIANS ARE OVERBOOKED AND OVER WORKED BECUASE THEY WANT TO BE?

i have worked for the u.s. military, g.e. locomotives, hell i've even worked at 2 fast food locations. none of them were as bad as my current job. i graduated with a BA in fine arts and communications but due to bills and other things was forced to take the first job offered right out of college. living in the great state of arkansas doesn't provide many ops so u do what u can in hopes that it won't be too bad. was i WRONG!!! i work for a mobile company that services customers in the northeast region of the united states. it can't just be the region bc i have encountered plenty of dumb souls in my area.

So my summer break officially started on Monday...yeah lucky me right!! I should have nothing to bitch about right? Except the stupid retarded idiot parents that don't seem to realize that I DON'T GET PAID IN THE SUMMERTIME SO DON'T FUCKING CALL ME!!!! DON'T EMAIL ME!!! AND DON'T LEAVE MESSAGES ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO CALL YOUR STUPID ASS BACK!!!! I could give 2 shits about the float for the 4th of July parade because guess what I'M NOT GOING TO BE THERE.....WHY? BECAUSE I DON'T GET PAID FOR THAT!!!!! Okay I like my job because I like to work with children...but their parents are fucking insane!!!!! It's as if they think I have nothing going on my life. Surely I must think, eat and breath only for them and their precious little preschool. Guess what people I have a life, I have a husband and a family but then you would know nothing about that because you have never bothered to ask. So no I don't care to help decorate your float, no I will not contact other parents to help you with your float, no I do not know nor do I care where you can get supplies for your float, and NO I will not take 4 hours out of my day(the day that happens to be my nephew's birthday as well as a close family friend, but again why would you know that) to swelter in the heat to walk next to your float..As far as I am concerned you can take the float, and shove it straight up your ass...unless of course you want to pay me, then I might find it with in myself to be a little more forthcoming with my time....

i`ve just taken on a temp job for the summer with a local firm
doing sub contract work for the local council, it involves stripping and re painting window frames no problem...
I started Monday 22 this month may and was told to go to this address where a man would be waiting for me to tell me what to do, ok so far.
"ok you need to strip the back bedroom window and re paint it""just that one" i said"yep just that one and your done" great easy i`ll be finished in a few hours and home early today .it was rather a warm day so I left the gloves off after I had applied the stripper to remove the paint.

We used to sell r18 dvd`s from our uk site before trading standerds stopped this due to video recordings act and hard core dvd`s being sent in the post,so we used to get calls from customers asking about the film content and the pictures on the covers.i never really gave it a thought people rang and i told them big this,wet that,large thing,small that,just a quick run down as to what was on the dvd.then after a few weeks i noticed that a certain guy would ring a couple of times a week and i would know his voice,lets call him MR X...
every time he rang the same thing over and over again then o

Stupid fucking people! Why the fuck do they alway have to call ME and bitch about EVERYTHING?! I've heard every stupid thing! They call and yell at me beacuse their ins. fucked up. Do I sound like the god damn insurance company? Is my name Za-Za the fortune teller? No! Then how the fuck am I supposed to know why your insurance applied 200 to your deductable instead of 100? I don't know! I get the same shit they do. We send off a claim and then Poof! EOB, with how much they owe. One patient got mad at me becuase I told her that the insuarance company pulls numbers out of a hat. This was after she yelled at me for FIFTEEN fucking minutes saying she shouldn't owe anything, why didn't her insurance pay. I said it did,it did, it did, a million times, it did! She just kept yelling! Stupid fucking bitches! I hate the patients and I hate their paperwork! I hate the staples that keep their packets together! Their voices are like nails in my eyes! I want to tell them to shut the fuck up and stop bitching at me! And, I have to be nice to them! They can talk to me like I'm fucking slow,and I have to be cheery. The fun thing is, most of our patients are pregnant, so they're all super cheery anyway. The best part is even though I'm pretty new, I'm in charge of collections. Not office collections, over due collections. I get to check every one balance and tell them about it. I've gotten many excuses, and reasons they can't pay/don't have the time/are not going to pay including:

I almost wrote this in a response to a client today. This is getting really bad. I am an attorney and 99% of these asshole clients think its okay to treat me like their personal fucking doormat. Today asshole sends me documents, I can't open them on my blackberry and tell him I will open them in afternoon when I return to office. He responds "from now on give me accknowledgement as soon as you receive email so I don't wonder." I want to respond, from now on, go fuck yourself.

I work 10 - 12 hours a day and on weekends. If I quit, I won't be able to pay mortgage and will lose house. I feel trapped. Would not be as bad if some of these clients could just have some common courtesey. I now it sounds like such a little thing, but if they could just try saying please and thank you it would make it a lot easier to do this job. But no, I send them things that i have worked all day on for them and usually get no response unless it is to complain. They call me non stop, send email demanding things "ASAP" and cannot even take the time to say please. Since when did people become so FUCKING RUDE?

So here I am again, in making yet another mother of a preschooler unhappy. So this woman that I have never seen before comes to pick up one of the children. What do I do, I ask for ID. She doesn't have ID. "But I am on the approved consent form to pick up" she says. Yes I understand this, however I have not received a note or a phone call from this parent telling me that someone else is picking up their child, being that is is 10 minutes past pick up time I MIGHT have been willing to let the child go, BUT I have no proof of who this person picking up this child is. "Just ask him, he'll tell you who I am" sorry it doesn't work like that.

as i said i used to send out all sorts of adult toys and to some famous well known tv faces.who i cant and will never name.but the public at large are in a league of ther own. returned blow up faulty dolls covered in pubic hair and yes you guessed it never used. again like the strapon,dildos covered in lube and hairs,but another toy a male toy which was prone to fail after a hard time was a giant pussy these guys would order them have them for a couple of days and ring up saying"this thing has split and i want another"but one guy would ring from time to time asking for broken or used toys dildos this went on for weeks and weeks until i invited this strange person into the lock up when he arrived he was dressed in a three piece suite brife case in hand a city type and the first thing he said was"show me the used toys"he was showed and paid top doller for them as well.

Okay.. so, I was at my job today and everything was going fine. :)
The phone rang, so I obviously answered it. This lady wanted to know when her glasses would be ready, so I told her "hold on for a minute! let me check". After checking, I found-out they would be ready by tomorrow. She said "can you ship them to me?" I said "of course!".... she said "can I insure them?" I replied "yea, but there might be an extra charge.. let me check". So, I go and ask my co-worker how much it would be. She says "$7.00" (but, for UPS we usually charge people $10) so, I told her that
the $10 charge.. the insurance is with it. For whatever reason, she didn't understand and I guess I got frustrated and sighed. Handed the phone to my co-worker and she tried to explain to the women about the insurance.

dont let your kid pee all over my floor, dont leave your rubbish on my shelves, dont fucking hide food under things!
I will find you and kill you one day.