fuck this job.com

Gay - You'll get a promotion
Black - You'll always get a pass
Hispanic - You'll have your own club and employment network
Transgender - Don't know what the fuck this is but you'll get a top performance rating
Lesbian - You'll get your own intranet web site with your picture on it ... you're the hero of the company!
Female with an attitude - You'll get priority treatment
Indian - You and your entire village will get hired

Poor schmuck who doesn't fall into any of the above categories - You'll work your ass off and never get what you deserve

Note: This goes for just about any financial services firm nowadays.